April 2013
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February 2013
7 posts
“The better he got at playing the banjo, the worse he became on the guitar.”
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January 2013
6 posts
Those who follow never win.
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Carry on through love and loss, though time solves...
In a second, close your eyes;
This, don’t want you to miss.
In a second, she’ll be crying,
Jewels upon her wrist.
In a second, we’re in love,
In a second, lovers kiss.
In a second, flowers bloom,
In a second, snowy mist.
In a second, children die,
In a second, mothers weep.
In second, men will cry,
Hide pain like dogs beneath the sheets.
In a second, we’re in love,
In a second,...
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Quit it with all the hyperbole.
Your lying.
May 2012
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I asked my diamond girl if she likes my chest hair...
Response: it grows on you.
A man riding solo on a tandum bike is quite a lonely sight.
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April 2012
5 posts
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Lost makes no sense. Forty-eight days on the island and no beards? What’s the deal?